{"id":47,"date":"2005-08-18T21:16:41","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T04:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/betweenheavenandearth.com\/?p=47"},"modified":"2010-11-18T21:56:52","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T04:56:52","slug":"thirsty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/betweenheavenandearth.com\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"THIRSTY"},"content":{"rendered":"

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
\nFive minutes later… “Da-ad….”
\n “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
\n “No, go to sleep. ”
\n Five minutes later… “Da-aaaad….”
\n “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY. Can I have some water?”
\n I told you NO! Don’t ask me again or you will get a spanking!”
\n Five minutes later… “Da-aaaaaad…..”
\n“WHAT!” “When you come in to spank me, can you bring some water?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later… “Da-ad….” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No, go to sleep. ” Five minutes later… “Da-aaaad….” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY. Can I have some water?” I told you NO! Don’t ask me again or you will get a … <\/p>\n

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